This site is about my plans to command the greatest chicken army as we take over the world


As you can see my chickens are quite young still, so I have plenty of time to make plans.
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That doesn't mean that these young chickens aren't training hard.
chickens attack tigers

These guys have NO FEAR!!


Look on as the tigers cower in the face of chickeny ferociousness. Just try running away tigers, my chicken army will hunt you down.

They attend rigorous training to learn the specialized skills that will help them conquer this planet. Here we can observe the chickens as they go through camouflage training.

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You may be wondering to yourself- How can this be?, How is this possible? I must say, none of this would be possible without our very own, genetically enhanced, Colonel Sanders.

chicken genome
We have carefully planned every move.
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chicken army recruitsCurrently we are in the process of recruiting.
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For every dollar you donate, 1 new chicken can be added to our ranks.
Your donation helps to provide the proper training and gear that may, one day, help save the life of a chicken in the pursuit of our world domination.

We'd like to say your donation is tax deductible,
but considering that our goal is to take over the country world galaxy UNIVERSE....
unfortunately, Uncle Sam has denied IRS deductions on donations to our humble, yet worthy cause